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Archive for March, 2017

My wife said, “I just watched a documentary on Pocahontas.”
I said, “Was she lumpy?”

Seen on a guitar amp: “Your feedback is important to us.”

My green onions started busting mad rhymes. I thought, “You rapscallions.”

The mama crow out back just hatched a new crop of babies. She had caws to celebrate.