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Archive for March, 2018

Watching “The Ten Commercials” on ABC (with limited movie interruptions) and was inspired to pen this:

Mighty Seti, brave and tall,
He’s the Pharoahest of them all.

Tried to trick my wife into going to law school, but she wouldn’t take debate.

I invented a work glove with inch markings on all the digits. The fingers are pretty accurate, but otherwise it’s best to just think of it as a ruler thumb.

We don’t need your stupid time change
We don’t need your clock control
No dark commuting in the springtime
Congress leave them clocks alone
Hey! Congress! Leave them clocks alone!