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Dinosaur popped up his head and said, “Is free will real or just an illusion?”
“Oh, great,” I thought, “a Philosoraptor.”

My Stephen Hawking book finally arrived. It’s about time.

I told the tall hairy guy he couldn’t possibly be Bigfoot. Yeti insisted he was.

I just cloned a grizzly.

I think that bears repeating.

Domino’s river delivery in China failed, because their boat was a pizza junk.

Was passed over for promotion in the Navy because I kept doing so badly on the torpedo simulator. I really missed the boat.

Russiagate is the IE6 of scandals.