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How would YOU react when you accidentally locked the kitchen delivery guy outside? Let that sink in.

Bit disappointed in the Whole Foods grand opening. All they had was doughnuts and Swiss cheese.

Guy at the fair drew a cartoon of me and my wife, but I dropped it in some oil. That was one slippery caricature.

Watching “The Ten Commercials” on ABC (with limited movie interruptions) and was inspired to pen this:

Mighty Seti, brave and tall,
He’s the Pharoahest of them all.

Tried to trick my wife into going to law school, but she wouldn’t take debate.

I invented a work glove with inch markings on all the digits. The fingers are pretty accurate, but otherwise it’s best to just think of it as a ruler thumb.

Wasn’t sure I’d be pleased when I redid my den with moss-based paint, but so far I’m lichen it.