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is our guardian angels
tapping on the
of our

Weird Al Appreciation Week is coming soon…
dress accordionly.

For our California friends having their Thanksgiving held hostage…

Does the early bird REALLY get the worm?
Maybe. It’s up for de bait.

Dinosaur popped up his head and said, “Is free will real or just an illusion?”
“Oh, great,” I thought, “a Philosoraptor.”

My Stephen Hawking book finally arrived. It’s about time.

I told the tall hairy guy he couldn’t possibly be Bigfoot. Yeti insisted he was.