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Does the early bird REALLY get the worm?
Maybe. It’s up for de bait.

Dinosaur popped up his head and said, “Is free will real or just an illusion?”
“Oh, great,” I thought, “a Philosoraptor.”

My Stephen Hawking book finally arrived. It’s about time.

I told the tall hairy guy he couldn’t possibly be Bigfoot. Yeti insisted he was.

I just cloned a grizzly.

I think that bears repeating.

Domino’s river delivery in China failed, because their boat was a pizza junk.

Was passed over for promotion in the Navy because I kept doing so badly on the torpedo simulator. I really missed the boat.