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I met a guy who built a house out of fifty years’ worth of astronomy magazines.

I thought, “I bet that guy has Sirius issues.”

Was thinking about building a small workshop outside, but my wife said she wanted one too, so I dropped the matter to avoid another round of “he shed/she shed”.

They said, “You’ll never melt that metal bust in your tiny furnace.”

But I forged ahead.

I clicked a link that said, “Make your own website fast!” and now my site hasn’t eaten for a week.

There was no label on the train’s ejector seat button. That’s what threw me off.

After the watch-crow took ill, I installed watch-hens in the yard. I wanted some extra layers of security.

My watch-crow has a mild case of laryngitis. No caws for alarm.