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Category: Best of the LPB

Was offered a knighthood, but decided to skip the whole sworded affair.

I invented an Obvious Statement Generator and called it “The Axiomatic”.
Of course.

Made my first clone today, and it came out great! Very pleased with myself.

Tried to cut through the crowd to ask the noted fisherman why he used insect repellent for bait. But he angled off.

Just had a deja vu. That’s happened before.

Had an inflamed appendix; thought the surgery would be easy, but it took a bit out of me.

“Kleptomania” means the inability to refrain from stealing, or so I take it.