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I accidentally saved my spreadsheet with a .cvs extension.

When I opened Explorer to fix it, I found a duplicate .walgreens file had been created next to it.

Foow!

Aug 20

Lassie was sent for dyslexia therapy after she found a small boot in England’s longest river and dutifully reported that “little welly had fallen in the Thames”

Was offered a knighthood, but decided to skip the whole sworded affair.

I invented an Obvious Statement Generator and called it “The Axiomatic”.
Of course.

She was napping on her back, which she was prone to do.

An artist wanted to paint a mural of Hell on a local overpass, but his idea drew fire.

Read a complete study of string instruments used by smaller religions…

sounds boring, but it included lots of sects and violins.