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Too busy to shop on eBay, so I hired a minion to do my bidding.

Ladies and gentlemen, I may have lost the election, but I still enjoy popcorn, nachos, Milk Duds, and six-dollar Coca-Colas.
Thank you for listening to my concession speech.

I was wondering if I’d have time to install my basketball goals today, but I didn’t get my hoops up.

CAPTCHA finally convinced me that I am, indeed, a bot.

Wouldn’t it be interesting if “117”, which was Deep Thought’s Answer to the great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, was actually a different number for everyone who read the book?

“Don’t drink that,” my wife cried, “it’s to spoon over my baby mutton chops while they’re in the oven.”

I did not expect such a lambasting.

Just took the longest student trip of my life! 1,001 AirBnb nights…