I’ve added the shows I plan to shoot in 2009 to the site. There are six, all close to home and well-lit venues.
“But,” I hear you cry, “what about the 2009 Nationals? In Hollywood, Florida?”
Probably I’ll go.
I wish that I had more time to devote to what has become a delightful but costly pastime. I expect next year to be better.
Oh, Daylight Savings Time, how I hate thee.
The least they could do is make the time change happen on the previous Friday afternoon.
Don’t feel bad; do better.
This morning I saw a bicyclist get pulled over by a well-paid public servant because he (the bicyclist) wasn’t wearing a helmet.
I had to wonder how some laws get passed in the first place.
If the government’s concern was really for your safety,
rather than for the lagging sales of bicycle helmets,
they would require you to take a course
wherein, just like karate,
the first thing you are taught is how to fall properly.
Then there was the guy who was soooo dumb….
[audience] “How dumb was he?”
This guy was so dumb that he Scotch-taped chickens to his body before going outside,
because he’d heard that he’d stay warmer if he dressed in layers.
…
I apologize.
My only concern is that
if the economy
doesn’t turn around
soon,
we’ll no longer
be able to afford
to pay farm owners
to
not grow food.
Honestly,
I don’t think
there’s any aspect
of the illegal immigration
problem
that can’t be solved
with a big
honkin’
catapult.