My wife said, “I just watched a documentary on Pocahontas.”
I said, “Was she lumpy?”
My wife said, “I just watched a documentary on Pocahontas.”
I said, “Was she lumpy?”
Seen on a guitar amp: “Your feedback is important to us.”
My green onions started busting mad rhymes. I thought, “You rapscallions.”
The mama crow out back just hatched a new crop of babies. She had caws to celebrate.