I’m quoting my own works here, which might indicate some small lack of effort, or perhaps I’m just saving the environment by recycling. Either way I like this better and I hope you do too.
The debutante Duck was feeling quite sad
so a Daschund she found in a romantic ad
The Duck got a long little doggie to tea
Wonderment happened, now the Platypus Be.A fetching young grizzly was feeling alone
So off the the zoo bar she went on her own
A handsome young penguin she happened to see
Wonderment happened, now the Panda Bear Be.That selfsame young Panda had grown up a lot
“Some kids of my own would be perfect!” she thought.
She rode on a Horse and was married to he,
Wonderment happened, now the Ze-boh-rah Be.A grumpy old Badger was dreaming while nappin’
of a sexy spined Sea Urchin. Hey, strange things happen!
He brought home a wife from his trip to the sea
Wonderment happened, now the Porcupine Be.Despite all these wild pairings shown unto thee,
Nothing explains why a Congressman Be.