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When she told me her stove had been stolen, I thought she was deranged.

I had twenty minutes for lunch, but I was still hungry, so I went back for seconds.

I was offered a job with Invisible Inc.
But I couldn’t see myself working there.

Synchronicity
is our guardian angels
tapping on the
glass
of our
fishbowl.

Weird Al Appreciation Week is coming soon…
dress accordionly.

For our California friends having their Thanksgiving held hostage…

Does the early bird REALLY get the worm?
Maybe. It’s up for de bait.