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When I’m low on cash, I like to have lunch at the Flatland Cafe’.

For one thin dime I can get a plane hamburger, and it comes with two sides.

I spent all morning jumping out from concealment to commit nefarious deeds. I am bushed.

I applied for a patent for a yarn made of goose feathers, but it was turned down.

Just watched a documentary on the best way to fasten iron girders together. It was riveting.

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I have invented the perfume tattoo.

Now at last I can beat some scents into people.

The Age of Aquarius is not only near, it is literal. I for one welcome our new dolphin overlords.