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I-4 fog accident
From an article in the Lakeland Ledger:

A state legislator blamed understaffing by the Florida Highway Patrol for the magnitude of a deadly chain-reaction crash along a smoke-filled and foggy section of Interstate 4 in Polk County…

“I believe it could have been prevented,” Brandenburg said. “Those people didn’t have to die.”

Brandenburg said more troopers could have reacted more quickly to the deteriorating road conditions and closed the road.

Talk about clueless.

The taxpayers of Florida mandated that our government design and build a high-speed train through that corridor.

Governor Bush couldn’t be bothered, so he stalled and convinced the voters to repeal the mandate because it would “cost too much”.

Now Brandenburg wants to encumber the state payroll with more FHP troopers. While they’re worth every penny, troopers are expensive.

Why did we not have enough money to fix the I-4 problem in 2004 with the economy under full steam, but we’re being asked to fund a band-aid for it in 2008 with a recession on the way?

A tribal medicine man and a doctor examined a man with flu-like symptoms.

The medicine man declared, “This sickness caused by evil spirits.”

The doctor frowned at him and said, “That’s superstitious mumbo-jumbo. This man’s illness is caused by germs or a virus.”

The medicine man shook his head sadly at the doctor and said, “White doctor confusing the mechanism with the cause.”

At a fairly threadbare restaurant chain the other day– never mind which one, but it rhymes with “Dappleby’s”– I ordered a hamburger that claimed it was made from “Black Angus” beef.

I asked the waitress if she could guarantee that all the meat in the hamburger came from the same cow, and she said of course not.

I then noted the grammatical error in the menu; that it should have said the hamburger consisted of “Black Angi” beef.

Her response to that statement illustrated exactly why I think the minimum wage in this country is way too high.

The secret to forcing yourself to do something you don’t want to do, is to find something that you don’t want to do more.

“I sure need to write those Christmas cards, but you know, this carpet needs replacing.”

“Those willing to quote themselves are surely persons of taste, wisdom, and generosity.” — me

The problem with humor is that it’s not always funny.

I was called to sit on a grand jury this week.

I did my civic duty, but man were they ever squirmy.