Ahh, the natural beauty of the Grand Canyon. It’s gorges.
Ahh, the natural beauty of the Grand Canyon. It’s gorges.
Dracula was asked to choose his favorite street performer… for some reason he went straight for the juggler.
I just invented an eco-friendly drain cleaner. Really, no lye.
Sometimes if the weight is too much you have to start with just the bar. There’s one across the street and look! It’s Happy Hour!
Getting tired of recycled tunes… Music today is like someone tossed “K-Tel’s Greatest Hits of the 70s” into a Cuisinart, picked out the pieces that wouldn’t puree, and slapped it on a plate with some parsely.
I’m starting an owl delivery service. I call it, “Hootin’ Hauler”.
“The thing about golf is, the ball only goes where you hit it.” – Dad
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