My handwriting really improved after I got married.
Before that I was just an illegible bachelor.
My handwriting really improved after I got married.
Before that I was just an illegible bachelor.
I knew General Aviation back when he was just Major Airline.
My wife said, “I just watched a documentary on Pocahontas.”
I said, “Was she lumpy?”
Seen on a guitar amp: “Your feedback is important to us.”
My green onions started busting mad rhymes. I thought, “You rapscallions.”
The mama crow out back just hatched a new crop of babies. She had caws to celebrate.
So if I understand the media position…