Last year we had an Easter egg hunt for the kids.
This year we decided to have kids hunt for the Easter eggs.
That worked much better.
Last year we had an Easter egg hunt for the kids.
This year we decided to have kids hunt for the Easter eggs.
That worked much better.
My handwriting really improved after I got married.
Before that I was just an illegible bachelor.
I knew General Aviation back when he was just Major Airline.
My wife said, “I just watched a documentary on Pocahontas.”
I said, “Was she lumpy?”
Seen on a guitar amp: “Your feedback is important to us.”
My green onions started busting mad rhymes. I thought, “You rapscallions.”
The mama crow out back just hatched a new crop of babies. She had caws to celebrate.
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