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Well, our brilliant commissioners have done it again: they’ve decided to narrow Main Street (already clogged with traffic) from four lanes to two, ostensibly to bring more people downtown.
What I think they should do next is cut our taxes in half. By their logic, that should increase the amount of money they receive.
After three decades we’re still no closer to adopting the metric system.
But when you think about it, isn’t any system of weights and measures a “metric system”?
I would support legislation making it a second-degree misdemeanor to use the word “Spooktacular” during the month of October.
I’ve become most annoyed with the “scooters” that are clogging up the precious few spaces in the local motorcycle lot.
“Wait,” you say. “What’s the difference between a scooter and a motorcycle? They both have two wheels, a motor, and can be driven in local traffic.”
A valid point, and a distinction needs to be made.
If a vehicle is parked in the motorcycle lot, and I can pick it up and lever it nose-first into the concrete garbage can to make room for me, it’s apparently a scooter.
From the Right Hon. Euclidian G. Ahmatree
Dear Biggles,
Enjoyed the bio, but had an observation.
If you “turned your life around 360 degrees”, you’d still be going in the same direction you started.
Perhaps that was meant as a joke?
Yours,
“Uke”
Humidity, FL, April 15, 200-
Big Southern University’s goal of entering the Top Ten list of public universities suffered a setback this week, as Officials In Charge Of Such Things canceled a scheduled tour of the university at the last minute.
“Well, of course we wanted to see the facilities,” said committee chair Justin Omdeplume as he boarded the outbound flight from Humidity Regional Airport. “It’s just that when we got there, there was no place to park.”