“Why on earth would you let your grapes dry out in the sun like that?”
“Oh, I have my raisins.”
“Why on earth would you let your grapes dry out in the sun like that?”
“Oh, I have my raisins.”
Store wanted to charge me a dollar apiece for balloons that didn’t even have air in them!
I thought that price was inflated.
Guy on eBay tried to bluff me out of a cool model of an Easter Island head.
Luckily I was able to keep a straight face.
My original idea was to check my mirrors, put it in reverse, and slowly let off the brake. Then I decided to keep that as my backup plan.
Day one at the aviary, I noticed some raptor species were underrepresented, so I formed an add-hawk committee.
Frustrated by a losing streak, my friend grabbed the Monopoly board and heaved it across the room.
I understand he was in a lot of debt, but that was no reason to throw the game.
The “strange women lying in ponds distributing swords” system is becoming more appealing by the day.