I clicked a link that said, “Make your own website fast!” and now my site hasn’t eaten for a week.
I clicked a link that said, “Make your own website fast!” and now my site hasn’t eaten for a week.
There was no label on the train’s ejector seat button. That’s what threw me off.
After the watch-crow took ill, I installed watch-hens in the yard. I wanted some extra layers of security.
Weather service is predicting 10-12″ of “rhayne”, which is the worst spell of rain we’ve seen in these parts for years.
My watch-crow has a mild case of laryngitis. No caws for alarm.
I got an email from Alex Trebeck with the text,
“1, 3, 5, 7, 9”.
I thought, “What are the odds?”
Seemed my luck was improving; I was offered an albatross in exchange for some German sausages.
Then I took a tern for the wurst.