My friend had a small house, so I gave him imaginary gifts.
He appreciated my presents of mind.
I really shouldn’t keep trying to fix my own brakes.
I just can’t stop myself.
For the first time I can remember, I missed seeing a major US sporting event because I don’t subscribe to a certain monopoly media service.
Today I woke up feeling grateful for the free time I reclaimed.
Far too many people think eating a hamburger qualifies them to run a cattle ranch.