I just bought an airtight container for my old comic books.
Not sure why it’s important, but apparently it was sealed by an actual hermit.
A new study shows attention spans are now lower than something something something, I didn’t read it.
I set loose my soul to play among the cosmos
what freedom! what bliss, what joy!
*whew*
now which one is Sol again?
o crap
[seinfeldVoice]
And what’s the deal with all these pharmaceutical commercials? They say the most terrifying things while showing you pictures that make you happy! What’s up with that?
[/seinfeldVoice]
[clip of smiling older gentleman giving away his daughter’s hand in marriage]
“Spudera has been known to cause explosive limb ejection in people with a job, car, or neck.”
[clip of same gentleman, waterskiing and smiling]
“Do not take Spudera if you have a history of high, low, or normal blood pressure.”
[clip of same gentlemen, banging drums for Rush while Neil Peart, arm in a sling, nods approvingly]
“In some instances Spudera can cause spontaneous skin ignition in children up to 106 years of age.”
[clip of same gentleman, being inaugurated King of England while simultaneously being awarded a Nobel Prize]
“Stop taking Spudera, and contact your doctor right away, if you develop a craving for human brains.”
