{"id":1075,"date":"2010-01-10T02:27:21","date_gmt":"2010-01-10T06:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2010-01-10T16:43:55","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T20:43:55","slug":"frenetic-genetics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/10\/frenetic-genetics\/","title":{"rendered":"Frenetic Genetics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m quoting my own works here, which might indicate some small lack of effort, or perhaps I&#8217;m just saving the environment by recycling.  Either way I like this better and I hope you do too.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThe debutante Duck was feeling quite sad<br \/>\nso a Daschund she found in a romantic ad<br \/>\nThe Duck got a long little doggie to tea<br \/>\nWonderment happened, now the Platypus Be.<\/p>\n<p>A fetching young grizzly was feeling alone<br \/>\nSo off the the zoo bar she went on her own<br \/>\nA handsome young penguin she happened to see<br \/>\nWonderment happened, now the Panda Bear Be.<\/p>\n<p>That selfsame young Panda had grown up a lot<br \/>\n&#8220;Some kids of my own would be perfect!&#8221; she thought.<br \/>\nShe rode on a Horse and was married to he,<br \/>\nWonderment happened, now the Ze-boh-rah Be.<\/p>\n<p>A grumpy old Badger was dreaming while nappin&#8217;<br \/>\nof a sexy spined Sea Urchin.  Hey, strange things happen!<br \/>\nHe brought home a wife from his trip to the sea<br \/>\nWonderment happened, now the Porcupine Be.<\/p>\n<p>Despite all these wild pairings shown unto thee,<br \/>\nNothing explains why a Congressman Be.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m quoting my own works here, which might indicate some small lack of effort, or perhaps I&#8217;m just saving the environment by recycling. Either way I like this better and I hope you do too. The debutante Duck was feeling quite sad so a Daschund she found in a romantic ad The Duck got a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,20,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-poetry","category-best","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}