{"id":1194,"date":"2010-05-08T08:38:53","date_gmt":"2010-05-08T12:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/?p=1194"},"modified":"2010-06-08T16:36:25","modified_gmt":"2010-06-08T20:36:25","slug":"cinco-hold-the-mayo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/08\/cinco-hold-the-mayo\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinco, hold the mayo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now, some Bad Poetry&copy; based on a dinner at EPCOT&#8217;s San Angel Inn (which is very dark, if you&#8217;ve never been, or even if you have).<\/p>\n<p>This also sings well to the tune of &#8220;I&#8217;m a Baby Bumblebee&#8221;, in case that helps you, or even if it doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThere&#8217;s a blob of something on my fork<br \/>\nMight be chicken, maybe beef or pork, it&#8217;s<br \/>\nCovered in a tasty sauce with cheese<br \/>\nCould somebody tell me what I&#8217;m eating please?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&copy; 2010, Michael&#8217;s Bad Poetry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now, some Bad Poetry&copy; based on a dinner at EPCOT&#8217;s San Angel Inn (which is very dark, if you&#8217;ve never been, or even if you have). This also sings well to the tune of &#8220;I&#8217;m a Baby Bumblebee&#8221;, in case that helps you, or even if it doesn&#8217;t. There&#8217;s a blob of something on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,20,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-poetry","category-best","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}