{"id":157,"date":"2007-06-09T10:53:44","date_gmt":"2007-06-09T14:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucas-photo.com\/blog\/?p=157"},"modified":"2009-07-24T11:18:45","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T15:18:45","slug":"well-always-have-paris-is-now-a-dire-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/09\/well-always-have-paris-is-now-a-dire-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;We&#8217;ll always have Paris&#8221; is now a dire warning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The world sometimes seems hell-bent on keeping me up-to-date on the lastest melodrama concerning Paris Hilton.<\/p>\n<p>My assertion is that she is simply a personal hallucination, a la <em>Harvey<\/em>, and therefore not an appropriate topic for polite conversation.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the first to concede that there might be a few holes in that theory, but you have to admit, it <strong>does<\/strong> do a good job of clearing some of the clutter from one&#8217;s mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The world sometimes seems hell-bent on keeping me up-to-date on the lastest melodrama concerning Paris Hilton. My assertion is that she is simply a personal hallucination, a la Harvey, and therefore not an appropriate topic for polite conversation. I&#8217;m the first to concede that there might be a few holes in that theory, but you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}