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\nAnd what’s the deal with all these pharmaceutical commercials? They say the most terrifying things while showing you pictures that make you happy! What’s up with that?
\n[\/seinfeldVoice]<\/p>\n
[clip of smiling older gentleman giving away his daughter’s hand in marriage]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“Spudera has been known to cause explosive limb ejection in people with a job, car, or neck.”<\/p>\n
[clip of same gentleman, waterskiing and smiling]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“Do not take Spudera if you have a history of high, low, or normal blood pressure.”<\/p>\n
[clip of same gentlemen, banging drums for Rush while Neil Peart, arm in a sling, nods approvingly]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“In some instances Spudera can cause spontaneous skin ignition in children up to 106 years of age.”<\/p>\n
[clip of same gentleman, being inaugurated King of England while simultaneously being awarded a Nobel Prize]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“Stop taking Spudera, and contact your doctor right away, if you develop a craving for human brains.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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