{"id":3603,"date":"2021-04-15T15:37:06","date_gmt":"2021-04-15T19:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/?p=3603"},"modified":"2021-04-15T15:37:48","modified_gmt":"2021-04-15T19:37:48","slug":"alas-bubble-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/2021\/04\/15\/alas-bubble-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Alas, bubble on"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div class=\"\" dir=\"auto\">\n<div id=\"jsc_c_jp\" class=\"ecm0bbzt hv4rvrfc e5nlhep0 dati1w0a\" data-ad-comet-preview=\"message\" data-ad-preview=\"message\">\n<div class=\"j83agx80 cbu4d94t ew0dbk1b irj2b8pg\">\n<div class=\"qzhwtbm6 knvmm38d\">\n<div class=\"kvgmc6g5 cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">Last night I saw a chicken-shaped automatic hard-boiled egg cooker on the shopping channel.\u00a0 I kid you not: it clucks when the eggs are done.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">Our grandmothers could hard-boil eggs using nothing more than a milk pail, river water, and an angry stare. They could bare-hand the eggs out of the boiling water, and then strip away the entire shell with a single snap of the wrist.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I saw a chicken-shaped automatic hard-boiled egg cooker on the shopping channel.\u00a0 I kid you not: it clucks when the eggs are done. Our grandmothers could hard-boil eggs using nothing more than a milk pail, river water, and an angry stare. They could bare-hand the eggs out of the boiling water, and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}