{"id":444,"date":"2008-11-22T20:24:56","date_gmt":"2008-11-23T03:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/?p=444"},"modified":"2008-11-22T20:24:56","modified_gmt":"2008-11-23T03:24:56","slug":"pirateheads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/22\/pirateheads\/","title":{"rendered":"Pirateheads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so Somalian pirates captured an oil tanker worth $100 million.<\/p>\n<p>The question is, so what would they do with it?  Take it to the local fence?  Use it as stake in a poker game?<\/p>\n<p>Despite this huge drawback, seems we&#8217;re way too close to the issue.  State Department spokesman Sean McCormack says, &#8220;There are no easy answers&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d propose that, yes, there *are* easy answers.  As in, &#8220;Hey, pirates&#8211; want a job guarding our oil tankers?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so Somalian pirates captured an oil tanker worth $100 million. The question is, so what would they do with it? Take it to the local fence? Use it as stake in a poker game? Despite this huge drawback, seems we&#8217;re way too close to the issue. State Department spokesman Sean McCormack says, &#8220;There are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}