{"id":558,"date":"2009-03-05T07:33:16","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T14:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/?p=558"},"modified":"2009-03-07T15:50:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-07T22:50:09","slug":"one-clothes-minded-clucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/05\/one-clothes-minded-clucker\/","title":{"rendered":"One clothes-minded clucker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Then there was the guy who was <strong><em>soooo<\/em><\/strong> dumb&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>[audience]  <em>&#8220;How dumb was he?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This guy was so dumb that he Scotch-taped chickens to his body before going outside,<br \/>\nbecause he&#8217;d heard that he&#8217;d stay warmer if he dressed in layers.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I apologize.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then there was the guy who was soooo dumb&#8230;. [audience] &#8220;How dumb was he?&#8221; This guy was so dumb that he Scotch-taped chickens to his body before going outside, because he&#8217;d heard that he&#8217;d stay warmer if he dressed in layers. &#8230; I apologize.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","category-schedule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}