{"id":99,"date":"2006-10-02T12:01:09","date_gmt":"2006-10-02T16:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucas-photo.com\/blog\/?p=99"},"modified":"2009-07-24T11:27:15","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T15:27:15","slug":"zoning-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/02\/zoning-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Zoning out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve become most annoyed with the &#8220;scooters&#8221; that are clogging up the precious few spaces in the local motorcycle lot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait,&#8221; you say.  &#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between a scooter and a motorcycle?  They both have two wheels, a motor, and can be driven in local traffic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A valid point, and a distinction needs to be made.<\/p>\n<p>If a vehicle is parked in the motorcycle lot, and I can pick it up and lever it nose-first into the concrete garbage can to make room for me, it&#8217;s apparently a scooter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve become most annoyed with the &#8220;scooters&#8221; that are clogging up the precious few spaces in the local motorcycle lot. &#8220;Wait,&#8221; you say. &#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between a scooter and a motorcycle? They both have two wheels, a motor, and can be driven in local traffic.&#8221; A valid point, and a distinction needs to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,9,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best","category-gainesville","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lucas-photo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}