Lately in the paper there’s been a series on what a tacky, ugly place to live Gainesville is, and how much better they do things in Savannah, Georgia.
I did some cursory research and found that Gainesville has ample bus, airplane, even moving van services, that all head up Savannah way.
My suggestion is that anyone who likes Savannah that much better than Gainesville should feel free to move there at once– don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, and see if you can convince a meddling, ingrateful newspaper editor or two to join you.