Humidity, FL, April 15, 200-
Big Southern University’s goal of entering the Top Ten list of public universities suffered a setback this week, as Officials In Charge Of Such Things canceled a scheduled tour of the university at the last minute.
“Well, of course we wanted to see the facilities,” said committee chair Justin Omdeplume as he boarded the outbound flight from Humidity Regional Airport. “It’s just that when we got there, there was no place to park.”