Saw this book in the checkout lane today:

Living Longer for Dummies

I’m not sure what to make of this.

First, I don’t think it’s a known issue for the dummy community.

Moreover, I can’t say that extending the lifespan of a known dummy is a good idea in any case.

I did note, however, that the book was quite short.

I next wondered if anyone had thought to write “Ventriloquism for Dummies”.

Sadly, someone had.