The world sometimes seems hell-bent on keeping me up-to-date on the lastest melodrama concerning Paris Hilton.
My assertion is that she is simply a personal hallucination, a la Harvey, and therefore not an appropriate topic for polite conversation.
I’m the first to concede that there might be a few holes in that theory, but you have to admit, it does do a good job of clearing some of the clutter from one’s mind.