You can get vegan substitutes for practically anything these days. Some of them are quite tasty, too.

But I have to speak for those of us who still don’t care for the beets and the beans and the broccoli and the, uh, the basparagus:

_Why don’t we have meat-based veggies?_

You give me the Boca Burger, I give you the Beefy Beet. You give me the Tofu Turkey, I hand back the Carnivorous Carrot. You get the idea.

If we can put a man on the moon, figuring this out should be a simple task.