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Ancient City 2012 women's figure competitor
Shots from the 2012 Ancient City, held July 21st in St Augustine, FL, are up on the site.

Lighting at Pedro Menendez is usually outstanding, but in this case someone took it upon themselves to fiddle with the lights just seconds after the prejudging started.

Apply palm to forehead now.

Aside from that, though, the show ran like a clock. A slightly smaller turnout than usual, but I’ve been seeing that across the local shows of late, and I don’t have a good theory as to why.

I thought I had a better angle on the stage than I did, so inconsistencies in the shot white balances are strictly my fault. They used to have some very nice statuary that they’d keep at the back corners of the stage, which did wonders to break up the solid black background.

You know what would be awesome beyond words? (Listen up, Canon and Nikon.) A setting that would allow you to automatically and quickly increment through all (or a preset range of) combinations of shutter speed and aperture (and flash? and white balance? maybe) and add text showing the settings at that time to the shots. Then you could see how the different settings affected that exact scene.

Then you could see how the different settings affected that exact scene.

I mean, I’d love it if my aging Rebel had a automatic pre-set for “combination tungsten stage lights, incandescent hall lights, sometimes LED light bars, all in varying levels as some idiot girl in the control booth is mashing buttons at random, tailored to properly expose varyingly-tan people taking up between 25 to 50% of the frame in front of a backdrop which varies between neutron-star black and trophy gold depending on where the competitor happens to end up on stage.”

But in the meantime it’d be nice to have some tools to experiment with, and to document the results of your experimentation, to see what works and what doesn’t and maybe try some outrageous settings that shoudn’t work but might hold pleasant surpises.

Looks like I will be skipping the Dexter Jackson show this year, because of their insane photographer policy.

Didn’t we already go through this in the early 1980s? Someday, maybe, the sport will be popular enough to turn down free publicity.

We’re not there yet.

I’m extra bummed because I just got the hang of shooting at Lazzara. Ah well. Free weekend for me!

From the Dexter Jackson Classic site:

CAMERAS/VIDEO:

  1. No video equipment is allowed in the auditorium.
  2. No professional photography is allowed.
  3. No soliciting of photo, or video services is allowed on the premises.
  4. No camera bags, or equipment are allowed in the auditorium.
  5. Spectators who have purchased a ticket are allowed access to the event with one (1) camera only.

BY THE YEAR 2016, it was no longer economically feasible to produce any film that was not a “Spider-Man” reboot.

“In retrospect, it was completely predictable, but still no one saw it coming”, opined Dr Jergins, Professor Emeritus of Economics at Big Southern University.

“It was a perfect storm, a hockey-stick graph. The marketing cr@p from the Maguire one– you know, toys, breakfast cereal, Underoos– it hadn’t had time to filter through the normal post-big-box channels– you know, yard sales, flea markets, W@lgreens– and then the next one was out, and then there was a rumour about still another reboot, and everyone just sort of, you know, panicked.”

We have the power to stop this, but we must act soon.

Sometimes I get a little snippet in my head and I just know that it’s going to be the start of something insightful and brilliant.

This isn’t one of those times.

My Uncle Phil and Aunt Selene,
A cheaper pair you’ve never seen.
One day he packed his bags and ran
but first turned off the ceiling fan.