A note left by a prankster on a pile of clothes:

    Darling,

    Good news! The Rapture is real. Think you’re due in on the red-eye; get on your flooziest duds and head down to the Congressman’s house. Should be a giggle when he tries to explain to his wife.

    P.S. Universe doesn’t work at *all* like we thought; Mike Seaver is here, Kirk Cameron isn’t. Go figure.