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I enjoyed the “Sound of Music”, but I never saw where that family ever actually *captured* a von.



(after several seconds of crickets chirping, Michelin J. Frog launches into “Ev’rybody Loves the Michigan Rag”)


I’ve decided I want to buy a Dachshund.

I’ve always wanted to get a long little doggie.

[*thud* of stunned sparrow falling from nearby tree]

What cruel villain put a hard “s” in the word “lisp”?

A note left by a prankster on a pile of clothes:

    Darling,

    Good news! The Rapture is real. Think you’re due in on the red-eye; get on your flooziest duds and head down to the Congressman’s house. Should be a giggle when he tries to explain to his wife.

    P.S. Universe doesn’t work at *all* like we thought; Mike Seaver is here, Kirk Cameron isn’t. Go figure.

I’ll never be one
to deny
that I might be being
shortsighted,
but
as far as I can tell
all you need to know about “Twitter”
can be found
in the first
four
letters.

;)

I tried a new dessert today: Lemming Meringue Pie.

Making it is easy: just follow the recipe, right over the cliff.

I created a analysis weighing the advantages and disadvantages of integrating Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace into a corporate business strategy.

It can be found on my GeoCities page, accessible via either Archie or Gopher. (It’s a dark page, so watch out for the grue.)