Ladies and gentlemen, I may have lost the election, but I still enjoy popcorn, nachos, Milk Duds, and six-dollar Coca-Colas.
Thank you for listening to my concession speech.
Ladies and gentlemen, I may have lost the election, but I still enjoy popcorn, nachos, Milk Duds, and six-dollar Coca-Colas.
Thank you for listening to my concession speech.
“Don’t drink that,” my wife cried, “it’s to spoon over my baby mutton chops while they’re in the oven.”
I did not expect such a lambasting.
Surprised to find my wife ate all our cottage cheese. Never a curd to me.
It’s a tough job, covering the lawn with glistening moisture every morning. But I make dew.
Personally I think it’s bad luck to walk in front of a moving car, even if there is Magic Crosswalk Paint on the ground.
Insects keep chirping outside. I’m so cicada noise.
Button or zipper? I had to make a decision on the fly.