Ahh, the natural beauty of the Grand Canyon. It’s gorges.
Ahh, the natural beauty of the Grand Canyon. It’s gorges.
Dracula was asked to choose his favorite street performer… for some reason he went straight for the juggler.
Boss asked if a version of Alpha-Bits without any letters would sell well.
I told her I’d have to crunch the numbers.
I found a nice property next door to where Sesame Street stored its previously-used words of the day– you know, “happy”, “smart”, “kind”, and so on.
I thought, those are good words to live by.
I just took my final exam for “Making Ice For Cold Drinks”. I crushed it.
Last year we had an Easter egg hunt for the kids.
This year we decided to have kids hunt for the Easter eggs.
That worked much better.
My wife said, “I just watched a documentary on Pocahontas.”
I said, “Was she lumpy?”