Weather service is predicting 10-12″ of “rhayne”, which is the worst spell of rain we’ve seen in these parts for years.
Weather service is predicting 10-12″ of “rhayne”, which is the worst spell of rain we’ve seen in these parts for years.
My watch-crow has a mild case of laryngitis. No caws for alarm.
I got an email from Alex Trebeck with the text,
“1, 3, 5, 7, 9”.
I thought, “What are the odds?”
Seemed my luck was improving; I was offered an albatross in exchange for some German sausages.
Then I took a tern for the wurst.
How would YOU react when you accidentally locked the kitchen delivery guy outside? Let that sink in.
Bit disappointed in the Whole Foods grand opening. All they had was doughnuts and Swiss cheese.
Guy at the fair drew a cartoon of me and my wife, but I dropped it in some oil. That was one slippery caricature.