Watching “The Ten Commercials” on ABC (with limited movie interruptions) and was inspired to pen this:
Mighty Seti, brave and tall,
He’s the Pharoahest of them all.
Watching “The Ten Commercials” on ABC (with limited movie interruptions) and was inspired to pen this:
Mighty Seti, brave and tall,
He’s the Pharoahest of them all.
Tried to trick my wife into going to law school, but she wouldn’t take debate.
I invented a work glove with inch markings on all the digits. The fingers are pretty accurate, but otherwise it’s best to just think of it as a ruler thumb.
We don’t need your stupid time change
We don’t need your clock control
No dark commuting in the springtime
Congress leave them clocks alone
Hey! Congress! Leave them clocks alone!
Wasn’t sure I’d be pleased when I redid my den with moss-based paint, but so far I’m lichen it.
For penance this year, I will shake my fist in suppressed rage at people who are misbehaving.
It’s the morally-quiver Lent.
Started sketching plans for a beer made from old sandpaper, but it was just a rough draft.