The forecasters promised that Florida would get snow this year, but as of this morning, it was still up in the air.
The forecasters promised that Florida would get snow this year, but as of this morning, it was still up in the air.
There’s still nothing good on TV, but thanks to satellite, there’s a LOT of nothing good.
Banned sportscaster phrase for 2018: “If you’re ______ you GOTTA make that play.” $5,000 fine per offense.
I made a pillow out of duckling feathers. I was feeling a little down.
Too busy to shop on eBay, so I hired a minion to do my bidding.
Ladies and gentlemen, I may have lost the election, but I still enjoy popcorn, nachos, Milk Duds, and six-dollar Coca-Colas.
Thank you for listening to my concession speech.