I was wondering if I’d have time to install my basketball goals today, but I didn’t get my hoops up.
I was wondering if I’d have time to install my basketball goals today, but I didn’t get my hoops up.
CAPTCHA finally convinced me that I am, indeed, a bot.
Wouldn’t it be interesting if “117”, which was Deep Thought’s Answer to the great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, was actually a different number for everyone who read the book?
“Don’t drink that,” my wife cried, “it’s to spoon over my baby mutton chops while they’re in the oven.”
I did not expect such a lambasting.
Just took the longest student trip of my life! 1,001 AirBnb nights…
Surprised to find my wife ate all our cottage cheese. Never a curd to me.
It’s a tough job, covering the lawn with glistening moisture every morning. But I make dew.