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Toppled in the median near my home, roots to the sky, lies a very expensive tree.

Crash site

Not expensive merely because it was a fully-grown palm, which means a price tag in four digits, possibly five.

Expensive because, in this case, it cost two Gainesville teens their lives.

When the median decorations first went up people complained that they were dangerous, that they blocked the view of oncoming traffic, that they could become obstacles in an accident.

No one listened.

Perhaps they’re listening now.

*Roads are not parks.* They are not Commons for grazing. They are not opportunities for beautification. They are tools, and any beauty they possess derives primarily from their functionality.

From that perspective, our roads are uncommonly ugly.

It seems that we have all the money in the world to build bike lanes, and sidewalks, and landscaped medians, and curbs, and fancy illuminated “No Turn On Red” signs, and intersection cameras, and so on and so on.

When asked to make the roads actually work, to make traffic actually *flow* for a change, our commissioners and the DOT turn out their pockets and weep big crocodile tears and moan, “Poor! Poor!”

It’s time for a change. Now we are not merely wasting money. Now we are not merely wasting citizens’ time.

Now we are paying with lives.

We must make the roads functional and safe. No more games. No more hidden agendae. No more political maneuvering.

I’ve been complaining about this problem for some time.

No one listened.

Perhaps they’re listening now.

Oh, I’m just in a mood tonight. Time to vent.

“In this age of unfettered violence, isn’t there something that can be done to prevent the sale of semi-automatic weapons to anyone not in a police agency? Surely a homeowner wishing to protect his or her family would find a revolver sufficient for such purpose.”

A revolver is a semiautomatic weapon, numbskull. The term means that the gun fires as quickly as you pull the trigger; you don’t need to manually chamber your next round.

Fully-automatic weapons– that is, machine guns– fire as long as the trigger is depressed. Private ownership of them has been illegal since the 1950s.

If any of those facts surprise you, you probably should do some basic research before voicing an opinion in the gun debate.

“I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, [the George W. Bush] administration has been the worst in history.” — former President Jimmy Carter

Begging your pardon, Mr. President, but didn’t your administration help depose the Shah of Iran (himself no sweetheart) and support his replacement, a radical Muslim whose publicly stated goal was to control a country in order to bootstrap jihad, and who wasted no time in taking 66 Americans hostage, holding 52 of them for almost a year and a half, until the very day you left office?

Not to say that you didn’t inherit your own problems, or didn’t face tough choices, but maybe a more supportive attitude would be more constructive in helping the current administration deal with issues that your administration helped create– or, at absolute best, failed miserably to solve.

“(My) Turn Offs (include): lack of intellegence.”

[draw breath to reply]

I–

Bu–

[shake head, defeated; turn around and walk out]

Andrea, maybeThe no-name, non-tropical storm currently spinning off the Jacksonville coast has been driving the detritus of fires in the area down our way with gale force.

Impressively visible on the satellite, conditions here were terrible yesterday, with smoke masking the sun and covering everything like a thick yellow fog.

Ash fell like snowflakes, landing on any horizontal surface, getting in your eyes and lungs.

At one point I though the sun would never shine out of this ash hole again.

Good news, everyone! Scientists at the ESO have discovered an new planet.

The planet, called Gliese 581 c, is Earth-like in nature, may actually be capable of sustaining human life, and is only 20.5 light-years away.

At least that was the situation in 1986– 20.5 years ago.

:)

I buy a lot of things with a credit card. Not to specify which one, but it rhymes with “Whisk Lover”.

The annual interest rate on the card is 25%.

Can you imagine that? Even mobsters would be embarrassed.

You might be taking up to this point that I’m upset by this. On the contrary, it’s the biggest favor they could have done for me.

Why? Simple. It makes me clear my balance every month. If I ever have *any* urge to carry a balance over, it’s immediately squashed by the haunting, fiery “25% interest!” that hangs in midair whenever I’m writing the check.

I’m sure bean-counters at the card company fought long and hard to get the interest rate up to where it is.

Wonder when they’ll realize how it might end up *costing* the company money?

Over the weekend I got about sixty emails.

About fifty-five were spam.

The spam filters caught them *all*, and they went into /dev/null unopened. Ker-flush.

Kudos to the filter writers. They seem to be getting better and better.

And pox on the spammers. When will you parasites learn that you’re wasting everyone’s time and effort for practically no gain?

It’s pretty amazing, to walk past the Swamp on the way to a baseball game or on the way to lunch, and think that you’re standing by the home of the best football team in the whole country, all the way up to Maine, out to California and Washington State (and beyond!)

It’s even more amazing to turn on your heel and realize you’re also standing next to the home of one of the greatest college basketball teams in history. Teamwork and unselfishness, sportsmanship and skill, the likes of which we have never seen before.

Congratulations to the Gators for planting one more flag on the hill. Thank you, Ohio State, for playing a great game.