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In the paper today…

The newspaper industry is hitting some hard times. Cutbacks and layoffs are plaguing some of the larger and more well-known institutions.

The blame, of course, is being placed on the Internet.

Surprisingly, no one is looking too closely at what the Internet offers that newspapers don’t:

Fair and complete coverage— even though you have to go find it yourself.

Major media have had a monopoly on the information distribution channels for so long that they stopped considering accuracy and fairness to be part of their responsibility.

It’s even more surprising that no one in the industry has yet realized what valuable commodities these are.

All one would need to stand apart from the pack is a public attempt to provide unbiased and complete coverage of the issues.

Unfortunately, they have spent so many years pushing their own agendae that it may be too late to regain the public’s trust.

Well Thanksgiving has landed on us yet again. Everything is in order for a late lunch of grilled turkey breast cutlets and all the fixin’s. Oh, crud, the pie has to cool two hours, not cook two hours… okay, lunch will be a little earlier and dessert a little later. That will still work.

Three cheers for bachelor cooking! There are only three metrics for success: it has to be easy, fast, and tastier than any restaurant within a ten minute drive.

The morning newspaper left only a small dent on the doorstep; I wheeled out my engine hoist, levered the paper into the house, fired up the chainsaw and within moments had it down to manageable sections (or “cords” as we used to call it in the newspaper biz).

[vrrrROOOMROOMROOMpugpugpugpugpug] Where’s comics, where’s sports…

Ye Gods and little fishies, have you seen what happened to the computer prices overnight? Laptops– decent ones– for $300, $400. Full systems– free!

Oh, wait, there’s a catch… “free”, with $250 AOL rebate when you sign up for a year.

Still, it’s a bargain if you can get $250 back by spending $100 (or whatever) and signing up for AOL “service”. But for $DIETY’s sake, don’t use it.

Some smart-aleck decided to sample and merge two of the catchiest songs ever, “Don’t Bring Me Down” by ELO and “Get The Party Started” by Pink. And now I can’t get it out of my head.

“I don’t know what you’re going to do with this information, but you have it now.”– Shelley Berman