It’s amazing how something called “The Weather Channel” can get away with showing so little actual weather. I think they should be forced to intentionally mis-spell their name, the way food manufacturers have to use labels like “froot” or “choklit” or “cheeze” on articles that don’t contain the actual substance.
Five minutes watching The Whethur Channel usually breaks down like this:
- 2 minutes of commercials
- 30 seconds of fancy graphics informing you what channel you’re watching (because it is often hard to tell)
- 2 minutes 30 seconds of talking heads telling you (and this is the really frustrating part) what they are going to report on, when and if they finally get around to reporting it.
This is of approximately equal value to the old rope-on-a-board “weather forecaster” they used to sell in novelty shops.
So get on with it, Whethur Channel. Content sells.